Esta historia, mis queridos lectores, pareciera ser falsa, pero en realidad es verdadera, porque mi abuelo, de quien la obtuve, acostumbraba cuando la relataba, decir complacidamente:
-"Tiene que ser cierta, hijo, o si no nadie te la podría contar."-
-"Tiene que ser cierta, hijo, o si no nadie te la podría contar."-
La historia es como sigue:
Un domingo en la mañana, cerca de la época de la cosecha, justo cuando el trigo estaba en floración, el sol brillaba esplendorosamente en el cielo, el viento del este soplaba tibio sobre los campos de arbustos, las alondras cantaban en el aire, las abejas zumbaban entre el trigo, la gente iba en sus trajes de dominguear a la iglesia, y todas las creaturas estaban felices, y el erizo estaba también feliz.
El erizo, sin embargo, estaba parado en la puerta con sus brazos cruzados, disfrutando de la brisa de la mañana, y lentamente entonaba una canción para sí mismo, que no era ni mejor ni peor que las canciones que habitualmente cantan los erizos en una mañana bendecida de domingo. Mientras él estaba cantando a media voz para sí mismo, de pronto se le ocurrió que, mientras su esposa estaba bañando y secando a los niños, bien podría él dar una vuelta por el campo, y ver cómo iban sus nabos. Los nabos, de hecho, estaban al lado de su casa, y él y su familia acostumbraban comerlos, razón por la cual él los cuidaba con esmero. Tan pronto lo pensó, lo hizo. El erizo tiró la puerta de la casa tras de sí, y tomo el sendero hacia el campo. No se había alejado mucho de su casa, y estaba justo dando la vuelta en el arbusto de endrina, que está a un lado del campo, para subir al terreno de los nabos, cuando observó al esposo de la liebre que había salido a la misma clase de negocios, esto es, a visitar sus repollos.
Cuando el erizo vio al esposo de la liebre, lo saludó amigablemente con un buenos días. Pero el esposo de la liebre, que en su propio concepto era un distinguido caballero, espantosamente arrogante no devolvió el saludo al erizo, pero sí le dijo, asumiendo al mismo tiempo un modo muy despectivo:
-" ¿Cómo se te ocurre estar corriendo aquí en el campo tan temprano en la mañana?"-
-"Estoy tomando un paseo."- dijo el erizo.
-"¡Un paseo!"- dijo el esposo de la liebre con una sonrisa burlona, -"Me parece que deberías usar tus piernas para un motivo mejor."-
Esa respuesta puso al erizo furioso, porque el podría soportar cualquier otra cosa, pero no un ataque a sus piernas, ya que por naturaleza ellas son torcidas. Así que el erizo le dijo al esposo de la liebre:
-"Tú pareces imaginar que puedes hacer más con tus piernas que yo con las mías."-
-"Exactamente eso es lo que pienso."- dijo el esposo de la liebre.
-"Eso hay que ponerlo a prueba."- dijo el erizo. -"Yo apuesto que si hacemos una carrera, yo te gano."-
-"¡Eso es ridículo!"- replicó el esposo de la liebre. -"¡Tú con esas patitas tan cortas!, pero por mi parte estoy dispuesto, si tú tienes tanto interés en eso. ¿Y qué apostamos?"-
-"Una moneda de oro y una botella de brandy"- dijo el erizo.
-"¡Hecho!"- contestó el esposo de la liebre.-"¡Choque esa mano, y podemos empezar de inmediato!"-
-"¡Oh, oh!"- dijo el erizo, -"¡no hay tanta prisa! Yo todavía no he desayunado. Iré primero a casa, tomaré un pequeño desayuno y en media hora estaré de regreso en este mismo lugar."-
Acordado eso, el erizo se retiró, y el esposo de la liebre quedó satisfecho con el trato. En el camino, el erizo pensó para sí:
-"El esposo de la liebre se basa en sus piernas largas, pero yo buscaré la forma de aprovecharme lo mejor posible de él. Él es muy grande, pero es un tipo muy ingenuo, y va a pagar por lo que ha dicho."-
Así, cuando el erizo llegó a su casa, dijo a su esposa:
-"Esposa, vístete rápido igual que yo, debes ir al campo conmigo."-
-"¿Qué sucede?"- dijo ella.
-"He hecho una apuesta con el esposo de la liebre, por una moneda de oro y una botella de brandy. Voy a tener una carrera con él, y tú debes de estar presente."- contestó el erizo.
-"¡Santo Dios, esposo mío!"- gritó ahora la esposa, -"¡no estás bien de la cabeza, has perdido completamente el buen juicio! ¿Qué te ha hecho querer tener una carrera con el esposo de la liebre?"-
-"¡Cálmate!"- dijo el erizo, -"Es mi asunto. No empieces a discutir cosas que son negocios de hombres. Vístete como yo y ven conmigo."-
¿Que podría la esposa del erizo hacer? Ella se vio obligada a obedecerle, le gustara o no.
Cuando iban juntos de camino, el erizo dijo a su esposa:
-"Ahora pon atención a lo que voy a decir. Mira, yo voy a hacer del largo campo la ruta de nuestra carrera. El esposo de la liebre correrá en un surco y yo en otro, y empezaremos a correr desde la parte alta. Ahora, todo lo que tú tienes que hacer es pararte aquí abajo en el surco, y cuando el esposo de la liebre llegue al final del surco, al lado contrario tuyo, debes gritarle:
-"Ya estoy aquí abajo."-
Y llegaron al campo, y el erizo le mostró el sitio a su esposa, y él subió a la parte alta. Cuando llegó alli, el esposo de la liebre estaba ya esperando.
-"¿Empezamos?"- dijo el esposo de la liebre.
-"Seguro"- dijo el erizo. -"De una vez."-
Y diciéndolo, se colocaron en sus posiciones. El erizo contó:
-"¡Uno, dos, tres, fuera!"-
Y se dejaron ir cuesta abajo cómo bólidos. Sin embargo, el erizo sólo corrió unos diez pasos y paró, y se quedó quieto en ese lugar. Cuando el esposo de la liebre llegó a toda carrera a la parte baja del campo, la esposa del erizo le gritó:
-"¡Ya yo estoy aquí!"-
El esposo de la liebre quedó pasmado y no entendía un ápice, sin pensar que no otro más que el erizo era quien lo llamaba, ya que la esposa del erizo lucía exactamente igual que el erizo. El esposo de la liebre, sin embargo, pensó:
-"Eso no estuvo bien hecho."- y gritó:
-"¡Debemos correr de nuevo, hagámoslo de nuevo!"-
Y una vez más salió soplado como el viento en una tormenta, y parecía volar. Pero la esposa del erizo se quedó muy quietecita en el lugar donde estaba. Así que cuando el esposo de la liebre llegó a la cumbre del campo, el erizo le gritó:
-"¡Ya yo estoy aquí!"-
El esposo de la liebre, ya bien molesto consigo mismo, gritó:
-"¡Debemos correr de nuevo, hagámoslo de nuevo!"-
-"Muy bien."- contestó el erizo, -"por mi parte correré cuantas veces quieras."-
Así que el esposo de la liebre corrió setenta y tres veces más, y el erizo siempre salía adelante contra él, y cada vez que llegaba arriba o abajo, el erizo o su esposa, le gritaban:
-"¡Ya yo estoy aquí!"-
En la jornada setenta y cuatro, sin embargo, el esposo de la liebre no pudo llegar al final. A medio camino del recorrido cayó desmayado al suelo, todo sudoroso y con agitada respiración. Y así el erizo tomó la moneda de oro y la botella de brandy que se había ganado. Llamó a su esposa y ambos regresaron a su casa juntos con gran deleite. Y cuentan que luego tuvo que ir la señora liebre a recoger a su marido y llevarlo en hombros a su casa para que se recuperara. Y nunca más volvió a burlarse del erizo.
Así fue cómo sucedió cuando el erizo hizo correr al esposo de la liebre tantas veces hasta que quedó exhausto y desmayado en el surco. Y desde ese entonces ninguna liebre o su esposo tienen deseos de correr en competencia con algún erizo.
La moraleja de esta historia, es, primero que nada, que nadie debe permitir que se burlen de él o ella, aunque se trate de un humilde erizo. Y segundo, cuando una pareja se casa, ambos deben ser similares en sus actitudes, y apoyarse y parecerse uno al otro.
This story, my dear young folks, seems to be false, but it really is true, for my grandfather, from whom I have it, used always, when relating it, to say complacently, "It must be true, my son, or else no one could tell it to you." The story is as follows. One Sunday morning about harvest time, just as the buckwheat was in bloom, the sun was shining brightly in heaven, the east wind was blowing warmly over the stubble-fields, the larks were singing in the air, the bees buzzing among the buckwheat, the people were all going in their Sunday clothes to church, and all creatures were happy, and the hedgehog was happy too.
The hedgehog, however, was standing by his door with his arms akimbo, enjoying the morning breezes, and slowly trilling a little song to himself, which was neither better nor worse than the songs which hedgehogs are in the habit of singing on a blessed Sunday morning. Whilst he was thus singing half aloud to himself, it suddenly occurred to him that, while his wife was washing and drying the children, he might very well take a walk into the field, and see how his turnips were going on. The turnips were, in fact, close beside his house, and he and his family were accustomed to eat them, for which reason he looked upon them as his own. No sooner said than done. The hedgehog shut the house-door behind him, and took the path to the field. He had not gone very far from home, and was just turning round the sloe-bush which stands there outside the field, to go up into the turnip-field, when he observed the hare who had gone out on business of the same kind, namely, to visit his cabbages. When the hedgehog caught sight of the hare, he bade him a friendly good morning. But the hare, who was in his own way a distinguished gentleman, and frightfully haughty, did not return the hedgehog's greeting, but said to him, assuming at the same time a very contemptuous manner, "How do you happen to be running about here in the field so early in the morning?" - "I am taking a walk," said the hedgehog. "A walk!" said the hare, with a smile. "It seems to me that you might use your legs for a better purpose." This answer made the hedgehog furiously angry, for he can bear anything but an attack on his legs, just because they are crooked by nature. So now the hedgehog said to the hare, "You seem to imagine that you can do more with your legs than I with mine." - "That is just what I do think," said the hare. "That can be put to the test," said the hedgehog. "I wager that if we run a race, I will outstrip you." - "That is ridiculous! You with your short legs!" said the hare, "but for my part I am willing, if you have such a monstrous fancy for it. What shall we wager?" - "A golden louis-d'or and a bottle of brandy," said the hedgehog. "Done," said the hare. "Shake hands on it, and then we may as well come off at once." - "Nay," said the hedgehog, "there is no such great hurry! I am still fasting, I will go home first, and have a little breakfast. In half-an-hour I will be back again at this place."
The hedgehog, however, was standing by his door with his arms akimbo, enjoying the morning breezes, and slowly trilling a little song to himself, which was neither better nor worse than the songs which hedgehogs are in the habit of singing on a blessed Sunday morning. Whilst he was thus singing half aloud to himself, it suddenly occurred to him that, while his wife was washing and drying the children, he might very well take a walk into the field, and see how his turnips were going on. The turnips were, in fact, close beside his house, and he and his family were accustomed to eat them, for which reason he looked upon them as his own. No sooner said than done. The hedgehog shut the house-door behind him, and took the path to the field. He had not gone very far from home, and was just turning round the sloe-bush which stands there outside the field, to go up into the turnip-field, when he observed the hare who had gone out on business of the same kind, namely, to visit his cabbages. When the hedgehog caught sight of the hare, he bade him a friendly good morning. But the hare, who was in his own way a distinguished gentleman, and frightfully haughty, did not return the hedgehog's greeting, but said to him, assuming at the same time a very contemptuous manner, "How do you happen to be running about here in the field so early in the morning?" - "I am taking a walk," said the hedgehog. "A walk!" said the hare, with a smile. "It seems to me that you might use your legs for a better purpose." This answer made the hedgehog furiously angry, for he can bear anything but an attack on his legs, just because they are crooked by nature. So now the hedgehog said to the hare, "You seem to imagine that you can do more with your legs than I with mine." - "That is just what I do think," said the hare. "That can be put to the test," said the hedgehog. "I wager that if we run a race, I will outstrip you." - "That is ridiculous! You with your short legs!" said the hare, "but for my part I am willing, if you have such a monstrous fancy for it. What shall we wager?" - "A golden louis-d'or and a bottle of brandy," said the hedgehog. "Done," said the hare. "Shake hands on it, and then we may as well come off at once." - "Nay," said the hedgehog, "there is no such great hurry! I am still fasting, I will go home first, and have a little breakfast. In half-an-hour I will be back again at this place."
Hereupon the hedgehog departed, for the hare was quite satisfied with this. On his way the hedgehog thought to himself, "The hare relies on his long legs, but I will contrive to get the better of him. He may be a great man, but he is a very silly fellow, and he shall pay for what he has said." So when the hedgehog reached home, he said to his wife, "Wife, dress thyself quickly, thou must go out to the field with me." - "What is going on, then?" said his wife. "I have made a wager with the hare, for a gold louis-d'or and a bottle of brandy. I am to run a race with him, and thou must be present." - "Good heavens, husband," the wife now cried, "art thou not right in thy mind, hast thou completely lost thy wits? What can make thee want to run a race with the hare?" - "Hold thy tongue, woman," said the hedgehog, "that is my affair. Don't begin to discuss things which are matters for men. Be off, dress thyself, and come with me." What could the hedgehog's wife do? She was forced to obey him, whether she liked it or not.
So when they had set out on their way together, the hedgehog said to his wife, "Now pay attention to what I am going to say. Look you, I will make the long field our race-course. The hare shall run in one furrow, and I in another, and we will begin to run from the top. Now all that thou hast to do is to place thyself here below in the furrow, and when the hare arrives at the end of the furrow, on the other side of thee, thou must cry out to him, 'I am here already!'"
Then they reached the field, and the hedgehog showed his wife her place, and then walked up the field. When he reached the top, the hare was already there. "Shall we start?" said the hare. "Certainly," said the hedgehog. "Then both at once." So saying, each placed himself in his own furrow. The hare counted, "Once, twice, thrice, and away!" and went off like a whirlwind down the field. The hedgehog, however, only ran about three paces, and then he stooped down in the furrow, and stayed quietly where he was. When the hare therefore arrived in full career at the lower end of the field, the hedgehog's wife met him with the cry, "I am here already!" The hare was shocked and wondered not a little, he thought no other than that it was the hedgehog himself who was calling to him, for the hedgehog's wife looked just like her husband. The hare, however, thought to himself, "That has not been done fairly," and cried, "It must be run again, let us have it again." And once more he went off like the wind in a storm, so that he seemed to fly. But the hedgehog's wife stayed quietly in her place. So when the hare reached the top of the field, the hedgehog himself cried out to him, "I am here already." The hare, however, quite beside himself with anger, cried, "It must be run again, we must have it again." - "All right," answered the hedgehog, "for my part we'll run as often as you choose." So the hare ran seventy-three times more, and the hedgehog always held out against him, and every time the hare reached either the top or the bottom, either the hedgehog or his wife said, "I am here already."
At the seventy-fourth time, however, the hare could no longer reach the end. In the middle of the field he fell to the ground, blood streamed out of his mouth, and he lay dead on the spot. But the hedgehog took the louis-d'or which he had won and the bottle of brandy, called his wife out of the furrow, and both went home together in great delight, and if they are not dead, they are living there still.
This is how it happened that the hedgehog made the hare run races with him on the Buxtehuder heath till he died, and since that time no hare has ever had any fancy for running races with a Buxtehuder hedgehog.
The moral of this story, however, is, firstly, that no one, however great he may be, should permit himself to jest at any one beneath him, even if he be only a hedgehog. And, secondly, it teaches, that when a man marries, he should take a wife in his own position, who looks just as he himself looks. So whosoever is a hedgehog let him see to it that his wife is a hedgehog also, and so forth.