C'era una volta una cuoca di nome Ghita che aveva un paio di scarpe con i tacchi rossi; e, quando se le metteva, si voltava di qua e di là, tutta contenta, e pensava: "Sei proprio una bella ragazza!." E, quando tornava a casa, per la gioia beveva un sorso di vino, e dato che il vino fa venir fame, assaggiava le cose migliori che aveva cucinato finché‚ era sazia e diceva: -Una cuoca deve sapere che gusto hanno le sue pietanze!-. Ora avvenne che una volta il padrone le disse: -Ghita, questa sera viene un ospite, preparami due bei polli-. -Sarà fatto, padrone- rispose Ghita. Sgozzò i polli, li scottò, li spennò, li infilò allo spiedo e, verso sera, li mise sul fuoco ad arrostire. I polli incominciavano a prendere un bel colore ed erano quasi cotti, ma l'ospite non arrivava. Allora Ghita gridò al padrone: -Se l'ospite non viene, devo togliere i polli dal fuoco; ma è un vero peccato non mangiarli subito, quando sono ben sugosi-. Il padrone disse: -Andrò a chiamare l'ospite di corsa-. Come il padrone ebbe voltato le spalle, Ghita mise da parte lo spiedo con i polli e pensò: "Stare tanto tempo accanto al fuoco fa sudare e venir sete; chissà quando vengono! Nel frattempo faccio un salto in cantina a bere un sorso." Corse giù, prese un boccale dicendo: -Buon pro ti faccia, Ghita!- e bevve un bel sorso. -Un sorso tira l'altro- aggiunse -e non va bene interrompersi.- Poi tornò in cucina, rimise i polli sul fuoco, li unse di burro e girò allegramente lo spiedo. Ma l'arrosto aveva un odore così buono che ella pensò: "Potrebbe mancare qualcosa, devo assaggiarlo!." Si leccò il dito e disse: -Come sono buoni questi polli! E' un vero peccato non mangiarli subito!-. Corse alla finestra a vedere se il padrone e l'ospite arrivavano, ma non vide nessuno; tornò ai polli e pensò: "Quest'ala brucia, è meglio che la mangi." Così la tagliò e se la mangiò di gusto; quand'ebbe finito pensò: "Devo far sparire anche l'altra, altrimenti il padrone si accorge che manca qualcosa!." Dopo aver mangiato le due ali, tornò a guardare se arrivava il padrone, ma non lo vide. "Chissà" le venne in mente "forse non vengono affatto e sono andati a mangiare da qualche altra parte." Allora disse: -Animo, Ghita, sta' allegra: uno l'hai già incominciato, beviti un altro bel sorso e finiscilo; quando non ce n'è più sei tranquilla: perché‚ sciupare tutto quel ben di Dio?-. Corse di nuovo in cantina, bevve un sorso poderoso e finì allegramente il pollo. Quando l'ebbe ingoiato, siccome il padrone non veniva, Ghita guardò anche l'altro pollo e disse: -Devono farsi compagnia, dov'è l'uno deve esser l'altro; quel che conviene all'uno, va bene anche all'altro; credo che se berrò un sorso non mi farà male-. Così diede un'altra bella sorsata e mandò il secondo pollo a tenere compagnia al primo. Sul più bello, mentre stava mangiando, arrivò in fretta il padrone, dicendo: -Svelta, Ghita, l'ospite sta per arrivare.- -Sì, padrone, preparo subito!- rispose Ghita. Nel frattempo il padrone andò a vedere se la tavola era bene apparecchiata, prese il coltello grosso con cui trinciava i polli, e si mise ad affilarlo. In quella giunse l'ospite, e bussò con fare discreto alla porta. Ghita corse a guardare chi fosse; vedendo l'ospite, si mise un dito sulla bocca e disse: -Zitto! zitto! Fuggite in fretta: guai a voi se il mio padrone vi acchiappa! Se vi ha invitato a cena, è solo perché‚ ha intenzione di tagliarvi le due orecchie. Ascoltate come sta affilando il coltello!-. L'ospite udì il rumore e si precipitò giù per le scale più in fretta che pot‚. Ghita, senza perdere tempo, corse gridando dal padrone e disse: -Bell'ospite che avete invitato!-. -Perché‚, Ghita, che intendi dire?- -Sì- diss'ella -non ha fatto che prendere dal piatto di portata i due polli che stavo per portare in tavola ed è corso via.- -Che modi!- esclamò il padrone, dispiaciuto per quei due polli. -Se almeno me ne avesse lasciato uno, mi sarebbe rimasto qualcosa da mangiare!- Gli gridò di fermarsi, ma l'ospite fece finta di non sentire. Allora gli corse dietro con il coltello ancora in mano gridando: -Uno solo! uno solo!- intendendo che l'ospite gli lasciasse almeno un pollo e non se li portasse via tutti e due l'ospite invece pensò di dover lasciare una delle sue orecchie, e corse via come se avesse il fuoco alle calcagna, per portarsele a casa tutt'e due.
There was once a cook named Grethel, who wore shoes with red rosettes, and when she walked out with them on, she turned herself this way and that, and thought, "You certainly are a pretty girl!" And when she came home she drank, in her gladness of heart, a draught of wine, and as wine excites a desire to eat, she tasted the best of whatever she was cooking until she was satisfied, and said, "The cook must know what the food is like."
It came to pass that the master one day said to her, "Grethel, there is a guest coming this evening; prepare me two fowls very daintily." - "I will see to it, master," answered Grethel. She killed two fowls, scalded them, plucked them, put them on the spit, and towards evening set them before the fire, that they might roast. The fowls began to turn brown, and were nearly ready, but the guest had not yet arrived. Then Grethel called out to her master, "If the guest does not come, I must take the fowls away from the fire, but it will be a sin and a shame if they are not eaten directly, when they are juiciest." The master said, "I will run myself, and fetch the guest." When the master had turned his back, Grethel laid the spit with the fowls on one side, and thought, "Standing so long by the fire there, makes one hot and thirsty; who knows when they will come? Meanwhile, I will run into the cellar, and take a drink." She ran down, set a jug, said, "God bless it to thy use, Grethel," and took a good drink, and took yet another hearty draught.
It came to pass that the master one day said to her, "Grethel, there is a guest coming this evening; prepare me two fowls very daintily." - "I will see to it, master," answered Grethel. She killed two fowls, scalded them, plucked them, put them on the spit, and towards evening set them before the fire, that they might roast. The fowls began to turn brown, and were nearly ready, but the guest had not yet arrived. Then Grethel called out to her master, "If the guest does not come, I must take the fowls away from the fire, but it will be a sin and a shame if they are not eaten directly, when they are juiciest." The master said, "I will run myself, and fetch the guest." When the master had turned his back, Grethel laid the spit with the fowls on one side, and thought, "Standing so long by the fire there, makes one hot and thirsty; who knows when they will come? Meanwhile, I will run into the cellar, and take a drink." She ran down, set a jug, said, "God bless it to thy use, Grethel," and took a good drink, and took yet another hearty draught.
Then she went and put the fowls down again to the fire, basted them, and drove the spit merrily round. But as the roast meat smelt so good, Grethel thought, "Something might be wrong, it ought to be tasted!" She touched it with her finger, and said, "Ah! how good fowls are! It certainly is a sin and a shame that they are not eaten directly!" She ran to the window, to see if the master was not coming with his guest, but she saw no one, and went back to the fowls and thought, "One of the wings is burning! I had better take it off and eat it." So she cut it off, ate it, and enjoyed it, and when she had done, she thought, "the other must go down too, or else master will observe that something is missing." When the two wings were eaten, she went and looked for her master, and did not see him. It suddenly occurred to her, "Who knows? They are perhaps not coming at all, and have turned in somewhere." Then she said, "Hallo, Grethel, enjoy yourself, one fowl has been cut into, take another drink, and eat it up entirely; when it is eaten you will have some peace, why should God's good gifts be spoilt?" So she ran into the cellar again, took an enormous drink and ate up the one chicken in great glee. When one of the chickens was swallowed down, and still her master did not come, Grethel looked at the other and said, "Where one is, the other should be likewise, the two go together; what's right for the one is right for the other; I think if I were to take another draught it would do me no harm." So she took another hearty drink, and let the second chicken rejoin the first.
While she was just in the best of the eating, her master came and cried, hurry up, "Haste thee, Grethel, the guest is coming directly after me!" - "Yes, sir, I will soon serve up," answered Grethel. Meantime the master looked to see that the table was properly laid, and took the great knife, wherewith he was going to carve the chickens, and sharpened it on the steps. Presently the guest came, and knocked politely and courteously at the house-door. Grethel ran, and looked to see who was there, and when she saw the guest, she put her finger to her lips and said, "Hush! hush! get away as quickly as you can, if my master catches you it will be the worse for you; he certainly did ask you to supper, but his intention is to cut off your two ears. Just listen how he is sharpening the knife for it!" The guest heard the sharpening, and hurried down the steps again as fast as he could. Grethel was not idle; she ran screaming to her master, and cried, "You have invited a fine guest!" - "Eh, why, Grethel? What do you mean by that?" - "Yes," said she, "he has taken the chickens which I was just going to serve up, off the dish, and has run away with them!" - "That's a nice trick!" said her master, and lamented the fine chickens. "If he had but left me one, so that something remained for me to eat." He called to him to stop, but the guest pretended not to hear. Then he ran after him with the knife still in his hand, crying, "Just one, just one," meaning that the guest should leave him just one chicken, and not take both. The guest, however, thought no otherwise than that he was to give up one of his ears, and ran as if fire were burning under him, in order to take them both home with him.